Hi Buckeroos (that’s ranch dog lingo if your city dogs are trying to follow along). Pancho here on day 3 of ranch dog tryouts. Picture is of me performing a protocol I call Noble Retreat. Your less courageous breeds – not naming any names here but you Bichon Frises know I talkin’ to you – call it Run-For-Your-Life.
Ever spend time with momma cows? Those ladies have problems. I mean they are full of anxieties. Being a sensitive soul, I try to spend time with them, you know, bring a little play into their day. When I do, the problems just come spilling out. I mean they are an upset mess and they have a lot to share.
I try to help ’em. When they get worked up I bring them to the foreman of this outfit (who owns this internet account) using a little trademark move I call Every-Dog-For-Himself. But Dr. Phil he is not. If his head is turned when I bring him one of these bovine buzzsaws, well let’s just say he can still dance.
I’ve only had a chance to help maybe a quarter of the herd, so stay tuned for more good news.
Your Pal, Pancho.
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